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Inherits Microsoft.VisualBasic.MVP : Implements IBrainFart
Calling all Comedians

Over the last week or so, GMail have been giving out invites left right and center, it seems.

I've managed to find takers for most of them, but i still have one left.

So, blogging world, who wants it?

Here's the terms - leave feedback on this post. For the next 24 hours, i'll do nothing but read the feedback. In 24 hours time, i'll award the invite to the funniest response that's been left.

Do you have what it takes to make me laugh? Prove it. Leave your details with your feedback - first and last name, and a contact email address.

Listening to: day that i die - good charlotte - (3:02)
Posted: Friday, August 27, 2004 11:08 AM by Geoff Appleby

Comments

Gavin Joyce said:

In the hope that this is the one and only comment in the next 24 hrs here are my details:

Gavin Joyce - gavin at gavinjoyce dot com

There is no joke
# August 27, 2004 12:34 PM

James Steele said:

I found your monkey and she is pissed! I'd be happy to return her in the condition I found her in exchange for the gmail invite. Otherwise its good bye monkey time!

James Steele - jamessteele at rogers dot com
# August 27, 2004 3:29 PM

Peter van 0oijen said:

Gee, an invitation. That's hot

PetersGekko at Hotmail.com

That's the funniest thing I can come up with after banging my head the whole day on CR and IIS. Please make me :>
# August 27, 2004 6:52 PM

TomRowton said:

So, Rene Descartes walks into a bar, sits down and orders a pint. The bartender delivers his ale, which he promptly drains.
The bartenders asks "Would you like another?"
Descartes replies "I think not," and promptly disappears.
The bartender is enlightened.


If I win, donate your invite to a GI at http://gmail4troops.com/
# August 27, 2004 6:58 PM

Steve Hebert said:

GMail??? They have that on computers now? What will they think of next?

http://dotnetjunkies.com/WebLog/sdhebert/contact.aspx
# August 27, 2004 10:52 PM

SteveC said:

Maybe you'll find this amusing:

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. The other whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps out to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
# August 28, 2004 7:09 AM

Geoff Appleby said:

Well done James.

I'm glad someone was able to work out my sense of humour.

Have a gmail on me. Keep the monkey, however. she smells. bad.

Or maybe that was you.
# August 28, 2004 12:50 PM

James Steele said:

Thanks Geoff.
# August 28, 2004 5:11 PM
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