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Inherits Microsoft.VisualBasic.MVP : Implements IBrainFart
Useful Life Tip #1

I had a sort of brain fart this morning, in which I thought of a useful tip for myself. I realised very quickly that not only was it useful to me, but it could be useful for others too.

So I've decided to start a series of Useful Life Tips. Once in a while, as my brain dribbles them out, I'll share with you some of the pearls of wisdom that I manage to come up with.

So, here's today's pearl. Do with it what you will (and no, it didn't happen to me, it just appeared in my brain).

 

Useful Life Tip #1

Use caution when enjoying a left-cheek-sneak. You might think you only need to fart, but more could happen.

Posted: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 4:38 PM by Geoff Appleby
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Mitch Denny said:

Somethings are best left off the blog dude :)
# December 22, 2004 12:37 PM

Geoff Appleby said:

Some people have no appreciation for art. :P
# December 22, 2004 1:06 PM

Tim Weaver said:

Okay I'm now laughing out loud. Not at all what I expected to read first thing in the morning.
# December 22, 2004 1:17 PM

Geoff Appleby said:

It's useful advice though, right? :)
# December 22, 2004 1:26 PM

Russ C. said:

Want some more Advice ?

Never Ever eat Yellow Snow.
# December 22, 2004 2:29 PM

Darrell said:

Here's a high-paying tip:
Never bet on the losing horse.
# December 22, 2004 3:54 PM

ron said:

"here lies geoff, all broken hearted.
came to shit but only farted."
# December 22, 2004 4:09 PM

Brendan Tompkins said:

It's called a "shart"
# December 22, 2004 5:57 PM
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