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Metallica are my old underpants.

This afternoon I had to go for a drive to shop that's just far enough away that I can get a full album listened to by the time I'm home again.

So I flicked through my collection and grabbed '...And Justice For All'. I haven't listened to it in a while, and I was by myself for once, so I could have something loud and heavy, for a change.

While I was listening, a couple of things occurred to me. First, how flat it sounded. Don't get me wrong, it's still a great album, but I really think this one is the highlight of the fact that to that point in Metallica's career, James Hetfield just didn't know how to sing. After this album James had singing lessons - which, while it didn't pay off for the Black album (IMHO), started to work for him after that. By the time they made S&M, he'd got it sorted out completely, and they really rocked for that :)

But the albums before Justice still hold up. Master of Puppets still rocks. Ride the Lightning still rocks. Just this one is different.

But I realised something else. I don't care. It may sound a little flat vocally, and Master of Puppets might have better, fuller sound (RIP Cliff), but it's really only the mix that's made it less. The Black album is a bit light-weight for me, Load and Reload were OK, St Anger is not to my taste, unfortunately, but Justice is still good.

I still knew all the words. I still knew where all the good guitar bits were, where all the wierd-ass drumming happened...and then my metaphor hit me. This album is like that old pair of underpants that you don't want to throw away. They have a couple of holes, they aren't as bright and shiny as a new pair, but they're comfy. They're good. They bring back good memories.

On the weekend I found another band that falls into this category. We were driving to the shops and the radio was on. The next song was due to start, so I had an ear open listening to find out what it was (when crap comes on the radio when I'm driving i start station-surfing). I heard a very small, slight, hitch of breath, just the tiniest noise, as someone was about to say something and then changed their mind.

And I knew immediately what song it was. Before the next sound came out of the speakers, I had the radio turned up a bit more, a big grin on my face. It was Civil War, by Guns 'N Roses. I haven't heard this song in a looong time, but I was able to recite word for word the spoken introduction, without missing a beat. Jordie was sitting beside me wondering what the hell it was, but I was in that comfy place. The songs you know and love from long time ago. Nostalgia is a wonderful thing :)

Now, Civil War is definitely not their best song. But both Appetite for Destruction and the Use Your Illusion's were part of my teenage years, and I don't care if Axl Rose seems to be a weirdo freak now, they were good back then. It seemed so at the time anyway, and I'm not going to let go of it :)

Guns 'N Roses are my old underpants too. So is Bon Jovi (the New Jersey album, anyway). So is Faith No More (The Real Thing and Angel Dust). And Pantera (Vulgar Display of Power). Green Day (Dookie). Nirvana. I was definitely a child of late-80s and early-90s rock.

Which leads to the question 'Who are my new underpants?' There's two forms here. There's the new, trendy, but not likely to comfortable forever sort, and the comfy, going to age with style sort.

More important to me is the latter. Screaming Jets. Alice in Chains. Blink 182. Def FX. Foo Fighters. Silverchair. Linkin Park. Evanescence. Daft Punk. Some of these bands don't even exist any more, some are still fairly new on the scene, but I listen to them regularly. The Screaming Jets broke up and then got back together even. But I still listen to them regularly.

And besides, they're all good coding music. For me, I crank it up as loud as possible, turn the lights out, and code code code. I can code to anything as long as it's loud, but I do better if it rocks. See, there is a geek twist to this.

So that's my underpants. I hope you like them.

Listening to: hold on - good charlotte - (4:09)
Posted: Thursday, December 23, 2004 11:55 AM by Geoff Appleby

Comments

Frans Bouma said:

And justice for all is indeed not a great album, IMHO. There are 2 songs on the album worth listening: blackened and one. The rest is a bit erm... noise. Not as bad as their latest album which is simply too crap to mention (st. anger).

It's as with megadeth, the last albums were not that great, their earlier work is still great.

GnR, alice... good old days :) However after all those years, it's getting old and the magic it had back then is gone, perhaps because it, musically, falls flat on its face compared to music from bands like symphony x and dream theater.
# December 23, 2004 10:53 AM

Geoff Appleby said:

I sorta agree with you there, except for the Justice was mostly crap part. Justice was the first metallica album i heard. You never forget your first love :)
# December 23, 2004 11:14 AM

Dave Donaldson said:

Man, talk about taking me back. For most of my life, Metallica and GnR were my favorite bands. I've seen GnR twice in concert back in their heyday and even saw Metallica and GnR together in 1992. That was awesome. Faith No More opened up for them. To this day, Metallica's "Kill Em All" ranks as one of my all-time fav albums (albums? huh?). Very raw and fast, which I like. After the black album, I felt Metallica went too far mainstream and was just pain bad. Now I don't follow them too much, but I still pull out their old stuff from time to time.

As for today, Foo Fighters, Chevelle, and Tool rule my playlists. And I saw Foo Fighters and Chevelle play together last Memorial Day, which was fantastic. Foo Fighters have to be the best live band going right now.
# December 23, 2004 4:05 PM

Don Demsak said:

If you want "new" old school metal get Anthrax - We Come For You All http://donxml.com/music/archive/2003/11/24/196.aspx and Overkill - Killbox 13 - http://donxml.com/music/archive/2003/11/14/182.aspx . Those bands still rock, and never went poseur like Metallica. Oh, the "new" Anthrax - Greater of 2 Evils is also a must have (it is classic Anthrax songs redone with John Bush on vocals). The new Megadeth - The System Has Failed has Dave going back to Rust In Peace style.

I hate all the Cookie Monster vocals of the new "metal" bands, with tunings dropped to C (or even B).

As for "new" bands, sHeavy http://www.sheavy.com/ is a must for anyone that is into old school Sabbath (the singer sounds just like Ozzy of that era), Supafuzz http://www.supafuzz.net/ for a mix of old school metal and new attitude,
# December 23, 2004 4:22 PM

Geoff Appleby said:

Foo Fighters are pretty much my favourite band of all time. There's not one single bad song that they've done, they sound excellent live, they just keep getting better and better.
# December 23, 2004 4:24 PM

-e said:

I JUST heard on the local radio station (which, while supposedly alt-rock, has a "mandatory Metallica" segment every day - radio sucks) from some live album (I haven't kept up with Metallica - I prefer my metal British...Maiden rules!) a version of Disposable Heros. It was awful, it was flat, and James didn't really sing, he kind of talked along the lyrics. It actually reminded me of the damaged version or Layla Clapton did back in the early 90's - it was that bad.

As I said, I'm not much of a Metallica fan anymore, but as a young welp, I remember blowing out my eardrums to Master of Puppets. Sad to see a band that once kicked so much ass suck so bad.

I am listening to similar stuff to you now, though. I guess we're all just reformed metalheads...
# December 23, 2004 4:34 PM

-e said:

DonXML - the best "new" old school metal - Iron Maiden - Brave New World. Sure, parts of it are a little corny, but overall, its very reminiscent of Number of the Beast/Powerslave Maiden. And its got the original (well, the popular original) lineup back, except they kept all three guitarists. Saw them live on the tour - they were amazing. Of course, it helped a lot that a very badly aged Queensryche opened up for them...
# December 23, 2004 4:37 PM

Geoff Appleby said:

Ah, Megadeth..I spent many an English lesson with a nice inky black pen drawing pictures of Vic Rattlehead (http://web.tiscali.it/megadeth1/Covers/R.I.P.(Fronte).jpg). I used to be quite good for a while there, even tho i'm one really shit artist.

Eddie was a lot harder to draw, although the one from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son (http://www.coverportal.de/cover/audio/i/iron_maiden_seventh_son_of_a_seventh_son_a.jpg) was not too hard to draw during period 3 :)
# December 23, 2004 4:42 PM

Geoff Appleby said:

Sorry, that first link died in the renderer. Cut and paste job :)
# December 23, 2004 4:43 PM

Geoff Appleby said:

-e: Live metallica is hard to get right. Sometimes they rock, sometimes they don't. I was extremely impressed with S&M - I've lightened up since my metalhead days, and don't mind the orchestra backing at all.

# December 23, 2004 4:45 PM

-e said:

I'm not sure of the origins of the recording - its a likely a bad bootleg as anything. But it was terrible - it totally lacked any cohesion or spirit - it was like a bunch of struggling studio musicians were put on stage and told to pretend to be Metallica, and thought Metallica was some sort of hair band.

OK, that doesn't really convey the image. I'll stop now - lets just leave it at it was bad.

BTW - the orchestrations don't bother me, per se, but I'm not a big fan of any of the music they released that could be "orchestra-ized". I don't think they sold out - that's kind of a harsh word - but they evolved past what I liked about them. Although I like the string quartet covers - don't remember who did them, but they were surprisingly good.
# December 23, 2004 4:55 PM

PaRaNOid MoNkeY said:

Well I just want to say. METAL UP YOUR ASSES!!! ride the lighting and killem all RULES! master of puppets is very asome but nothing comeparde to KILLEM ALL!! megadeth is pretty good. its pretty basic some times like "kill the king" song. But me and my band is going to play it at my school lol its easy. we are going to play KILL THE KING and SEEK and DESTROOOYY!! i am going to sing and play guitar for seek and destroy and our band has me and my friend (lead guitar) and my other friend (Drums) i am going to do rythym guitar and vocals but im playing bass for kill the king. kill the king really needs like one guitar not 2. well i think im the youngest of you guys you guys say that this is from your teen years even when my teen years are starting lol. im 12 and in 1 month 13years lol. lisson from www.youtube.com kill the king or what ever. see metallica like at 1985. they where amazing! i wish i could say the name of my band but i dont want somebody to copy it because its such a good name!! we want to practise alot in our band and make a album! the lead guitarest made a song up its amazing. lol where like kiddys and we are making up songs.

# February 11, 2007 5:12 AM
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