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Inherits Microsoft.VisualBasic.MVP : Implements IBrainFart
Useful Life Tip #2

Continuing on from my first Useful Life Tip, here's another handy one.

Useful Life Tip #2

For all you newly married men out there, remember: good manners are extremely important.

Believe me, I know. When I say to my new wife 'Cook my dinner, Bitch', she won't. Of course, she won't do it even if I do ask nicely, but that's a whole different thing.

kiss from a rose - seal - (4:47)
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2005 7:24 AM by Geoff Appleby
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Eddie said:

Hahahahaha.
I don't know whats funnier, the fact you blogged this, or the fact I have tried it (with not so plesent results...)
# January 14, 2005 2:48 AM

Geoff Appleby said:

It's just not fair, isn't it? Gone are the days where the marriage certificate meant 'you're mine, you do what I say'.

This is probably a good thing, but man it'd be funny if it worked. Mostly I envision that scene in Coming To America where Eddie Murphy gets his bride to bark like a dog and hop on one leg :)
# January 14, 2005 3:01 AM

bilbo said:

you must be married to an American woman - big mistake.

http://www.americanwomensuck.com/forums/index.php?showforum=5
# January 14, 2005 5:37 PM
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