Top Ten Trivia Tips About Geoff
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Geoff to vote!
- Geoff has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Geoff.
- If you lick Geoff ten times, you will consume one calorie!
- More people are killed by Geoff each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- Geoff was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Geoff.
- Geoff has a bifurcated penis!
- A Geoffometer is used to measure Geoff.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Geoff.