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Inherits Microsoft.VisualBasic.MVP : Implements IBrainFart
People Keep Staring At My Chest

I think I know how it feels to be female today.

I wear my geek shirts with pride - I have one that says 'Geek', one that says 'I'm blogging this', and as of Monday I now have this one that says 'The first rule of Computer Club: You do not talk about Computer Club', and I'm wearing today.

With my other two the occasional person would read it, and sometimes smile.

Today, a hell of a lot of people are staring at my chest and smiling, often pointing it out to friends who then stare at my chest too. I guess many more people understand this one.

It's been an interesting experience. I've haven't felt this self-conscious of what I'm wearing since I was a teenager. I wish that I had something better to show everyone than a set of man boobs :)

For all that though, I don't think it's done me any harm. I certainly haven't learned my lesson - its' a warm day and there's not a baggy jumper or overcoat in sight. I've certainly been checking other people's out too. I've been keeping a tally too - so far the women's chests are extremely more interesting than the men's.

Oh, Jordie, if you're reading this...uh...just joking? :)

Posted: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:03 PM by Geoff Appleby

Comments

wazza said:

Hey Geoff,

Can't comment about the relative interesting-ness in men vs women's chests--but sometimes it takes more self-control that I can muster to not notice. Just spotted that Telstra forbids the wearing of large or un-PC logos...

# September 29, 2006 4:05 AM

Jordana said:

I've never heard the rule about not wearing large logos at work but then again we aren't allowed to wear t-shirts unless it is a mufti day...

And Geoff - male = pervert so it doesn't surprise me that you are looking at womens chests... that's why I didn't comment on this post before but you had your little whinge so here's a comment for you you big girly man!

# September 29, 2006 4:20 AM

Geoff Appleby said:

Careful wazza, you're sounding like a dirty old man :P

Jordie: pooface!

# September 29, 2006 4:26 AM

Jordana said:

toss pot

# September 29, 2006 5:37 AM
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