Rumours have been greatly exaggerated.
I would like to state categorically and unequivacally, right now, that the rumours you may have heard are completly unfounded.
I'm a little saddened that no one thought to simply ask me instead of wildly speculating. Please, just ignore what you may be hearing around the grapevine.
I am not, nor have I ever been, a dancing pony.
That is all.